amoying:

Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home

  • girl/boy: *diagnosed with anorexia*
  • everyone: kids in 3rd world countries would give anything for that food, and you refuse it!
  • girl/boy: *diagnosed as bulimic*
  • everyone: cancer patients with give anything to be able to keep their food in, and you choose to throw it up!
  • girl/boy: *diagnosed as a binge eater*
  • everyone: chill your fat ass out, some kids eat once a day!
  • girl/boy: *suicidal*
  • everyone: people die every day, you should be grateful for your life!
  • girl/boy: *self harms*
  • everyone: lots of people have it worse than you, be grateful about how good you have it!
  • girl/boy: *has anxiety*
  • everyone: stop freaking out over everything, it's not that big of a deal!
  • girl/boy:
  • girl/boy: yep that fixed everything thanks
orgasmictipsforgirls:

so there’s a new vibrator coming out that…
connects to your phone via bluetooth
syncs up to audio stories in the app so it buzzes more and more as the action heats up
and can also be controlled by someone else anywhere in the world you’re chatting with in the app
fits snugly in your pants against your clit so you can use it hands-free…
…or wear it places while your long-distance lover keeps you on the edge of cumming all day…
…and…. ok now i’m just going to think about that for a bit.

orgasmictipsforgirls:

so there’s a new vibrator coming out that…

  • connects to your phone via bluetooth
  • syncs up to audio stories in the app so it buzzes more and more as the action heats up
  • and can also be controlled by someone else anywhere in the world you’re chatting with in the app
  • fits snugly in your pants against your clit so you can use it hands-free…
  • …or wear it places while your long-distance lover keeps you on the edge of cumming all day…
  • …and…. ok now i’m just going to think about that for a bit.

"what if" prompt

freddieboychilton:

so i need help deciding what to draw SO

i decided on a “what if” series where you give me a scenario and i draw it

like “what if Merlin had an inexplicably long neck”
       ”what if Obama had hoofs
       ”what if Spock had elephant ears

   ——->reblog this post and send me a message w/your request (or write your request in the tags) and i’ll try and draw it uwu

tanikayforever:

"I won’t say I’m in love."

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madsabroo:

pbbbbbtt

madsabroo:

pbbbbbtt

fatgirldangerous:

Destroy the assumption that all fat girls have low self esteem. You don’t like my body? That’s on you, not me.

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.